PEANUT BUTTER EGGS

I had peanut butter eggs for breakfast. The coke I was going to drink caused me all kinds of problems. It fell in the car floor. I stopped to get it, unscrewed the top at which time it spewed, running into the ash tray, soaking my earrings (I didn't have them in my ears at the time) and all the change. Quickly I got the top back on, started driving, the coke fell out again, this time into the seat, spreading sticky goo. Down the road I needed to have a drink to wash down the peanut butter eggs. As I tip the bottle to take a drink all the coke that has accumulated in the grooves drips onto my shirt. I put the top back on the bottle and throw the damn thing in the back seat, where it is spending the night.