THE THINGS ON MY FRONT PORCH

I'm sitting on my front porch. I have the laptop, a coke, and 8 mini Snickers. I'm laughing at all the things on the porch.
These are the things I see:
*A wooden porch swing hanging by chains and springs, bounces nicely
*4 pillows, ragged
*long wire rabbit cage, empty
*short rabbit cage with purple bottom, also empty
*1 large white goose, not real
*exercise bicycle, unused
*1 pumpkin
*1 hummingbird feeder, empty
*1 flower pot, empty
*1 metal plant stand
*wind chimes
*1 rake
*1 toddler bicycle, on its side
*1 red cat dish
*1 discarded Tupperware bowl used to feed cats
*1 wooden glider, bought for $10 at St. Vincent de Paul
*1 green glider cushion, stained
*1 McDonald's french fry bag, empty
*1 chicken nugget box, empty
*1 half-full Mountain Dew bottle
*1 McDonald's Happy Meal sack, crumpled
*1 plastic glass
*1 lounge chair with pad
*1 wooden school desk
*1 deer skull, broken, scattered, stolen from the back porch of the Methodist parsonage
*4 bricks, broken
*2 rocks
*4 floor mats, various sizes
*1 rug, folded
*1 children's swing, handmade
*8 cats, on and around the porch
*leaves
*Snickers wrappers
*empty coke bottle