Skeletons

I can see the headlines now:

Two Skeletons Found In Car on Nameless Road

Early Sunday morning hunters found a green Mercury that had been reported stolen last year. Inside the car two female skeletons were found in the front seat. Two females had been reported missing one year ago. The bodies have been identified as Fannie Lee and her daughter, Alice, the driver of the car. It was not unusual for these two females to venture on abandoned roads to collect rocks, make pictures of tree roots and view the scenery. They often became lost, actually it was unusual for them to have any clue where they might be headed. Also found in the car were empty chip bags, cheeto bags, coke and water bottles. Hershey bar wrappers and crumbs were present. They were no signs of a struggle. Both skeletons were reclined in their seats as if they were just resting. May they continue to rest in peace.